They're Like a Loud Pack of Idiot Bitches and I'm Sick of Them Already!
HELLO UGLY BITCHES, THIS IS NEW YORK SPEAKING
I'M BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER BITCHES. YOU'RE PROBABLY TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND WHY I'M HERE INSTEAD OF YOUR REGULAR BILLBOARD EDITOR. DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU? DUMB-ASS BITCH.
ANYWAY, KATY PERRY - URGH THIS STUPID ASS UGLY BITCH - ASKED ME TO DO THIS CHARTICLE BECAUSE SHE NEEDS THERAPY AFTER ALL YOU DUMB-ASS BITCHES EXHAUSTED HER MENTALLY (NOT THAT THERE WAS MUCH GOING ON THERE TO BEGIN WITH). MY INITIAL REACTION TO THAT WAS AS FOLLOWS:
THEN I REALISED THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE TO PUT EFFORT INTO THIS. I THOUGHT ABOUT CALLING THAT DUMB BITCH KAREN TO HELP BUT WANTED THIS TO TAKE LESS TIME OUT OF MY LIFE, NOT MORE. I WAS UPSET UNTIL I REALISED I HONESTLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK
KATY TOLD ME I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE CHARTS AND THE ARTISTS WITHIN IT. BUT I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS WASHED UP HASBEEN TOLD ME; MY FEATURE ON THAT P!NK SONG WHICH I DON'T REMEMBER ALREADY OUT-SOLD HER SILLY MEGAN HAUSERMAN COLLAB, SO FUCK THAT UGLY-ASS BITCH.
BUT I WILL SAY ONE THING. NORMANI WAS ROBBED. #NORMANI4PRESIDENT2020. AS FOR THE OTHER GIRLS HERE, WELL...
THAT'S ALL. HAVE YOUR SMELLY CHART SLUTS.
