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The Bride and her Maid
Hello ladies and wanna-be-ladies! It’s your favorite #CapitolQueen here; Katy Perry. While I usually let my intern do this job for me,...
...And They're Off!
A new season of #PopIndustry begins and just like that we start all over, once more. Some things change, but some things never really...
New Beginnings
Let us read you a little story. You put your copy of Pokemon Sword/Shield (pre-order now) into your Nintendo Switch (buy one, Karen the...
21 - Perrie Edwards
Perrie Edwards Hello Chicago! New York Good evening. Not you. You can choke. What? I'm supposed to be nice to this bitch? Urgh. Okay,...
Oh, Delicious!
‘Delicious’; an adjective to describe something that is delightful or highly pleasant to taste. Used many of times so far this season – by K
16 - Perrie Edwards
New York I thought I was going to have a nice relaxing day after interviewing that stupid, ugly whore - Kesha - yesterday. But, now I've...
15 - Kesha
Kesha Bitch, just letting you know that I might be late. Can we re-schedule for 4:15? New York Bitch. Don't EVER make New York wait for...
13 - Shawn Mendes
New York I've just finished with that stupid slut, Katy Perry, and now Billboard have told me I have to interview you too! I'm so done....
When Our Ship Comes In
“When our ship comes in, we’ll just sail away” – a phrase used by many-a-country-star to describe various events in one’s life; from major t
Real Friends
Kittens and Billboard readers, this is your goddess; Katy Perry. I pulled a few strings and I’m back to talk about myself for one final week
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